Schrodinger should never have considered having a cat. Problem solved. Physics and philosophy. Equally at home.
Love it when man comes home. Chewy shoes. Ate speaker cable. Woman says I am like a shark full of wee. No idea what shark is. Or wee.
Walk in park went well. Dogs met – 8. Friendly 7. Growled at me – 1. Stole my ball – 1. I stole his. I think the two may be related. Lots of shouting of good boy but no idea who it was aimed at. I was fairly happy. At […]
Woman got me to climb stairs today. Exhausting. 4 lots. Got cheese after each. Pavlov has a lot to answer for. Not sure it’s worth it. Am I being taken for a fool? Am I, in the words of Immanuel Kant, being treated as a thing without reason? I am […]
Met big dog. Lay down. Wagged. Big dog did not shrink. Why are some dogs big?
Don’t really get the fuss about the vet. I thought it was great. First, there were many balls. The Woman got one down for me and, after a short chewing episode, she said I got to keep it. Only the one, despite attempting to slobber on all of them to […]
Went to coffee shop. Lady petted me. I petted back with teeth. Human squeaking is very odd. Suppose it means hello in dog. I got put on Owner’s knee. Owner’s knees are getting smaller. Coffee shop full of dogs that couldn’t reach me. I pulled faces at them and barked […]
Second day in new home. Attempted to fulfil dog obligations by emptying bladder on carpet as usual, but it seems there is some new world order operating. Access to carpet is being repeatedly denied. What am I supposed to do? Wee on gravel? The worst thing is, she has no […]
When they first came to see me Man held me in the air and chewed me. I was small then. The boot is now on the other foot. I am told that when I chew them it is no longer so cute. To be cute is not a matter of […]
Woman brought me here. In a car. in a cage. I tolerated it with dignity. It is she whose dignity is compromised, not I.