I want to go for a Walk, I say. We will go for a Walk, says the Owner, when I have finished on my Exercise Bike. Why are you on your Exercise Bike? I ask. I am Getting Fitter, says the Owner. What for? I ask. One Never Knows when […]
The Moral Dog Must Never do that Again, says the Owner. Why not? I ask. That is an Interesting Philosophical Question, says the Owner. Do you not think that there are Some Things that a Moral Dog should never do? Asks the Owner. Such as? I say. That is another […]
What is a God? I ask. That depends on what one Believes, says the Owner. Surely what something is cannot be determined by what One Believes? I say. In this case, says the Owner, it can. God is usually understood as a Morally Good Creator of the Universe, says the […]
The Moral Dog has not Finished his Supper, says the Owner. I have Had Enough, I say. You cannot have Had Enough, says the Owner, on the Bag it says that you need another 200 grams. I do not need a Bag to tell me I have Had Enough, I […]
The Owner and the Moral Dog are Taking the Air when the Moral Dog finds himself subject to Harsh Words. Do not even think about it, says the Owner, Somewhat Harshly. I have Not Done Anything, I say. It comes to Something, I say, when the Voice of the Owner […]
I do not see why I cannot come, I say. It is our Wedding Anniversary, says the Owner. The Man and I are Taking a Moment to remember the day we got Married. I want to take a Moment to remember it too, I say. You Cannot Remember it Too, […]
The Owner is looking at herself in the Mirror. Can you Hurry Up, I say, I am waiting for my Walk. It is in order to prepare for your Walk that I am looking in the Mirror, says the Owner. I am Checking that my Face is Presentable, says the […]
What is Love? I ask the Owner. That, says the Owner, depends on what the Moral Dog means by Love. I shall ask some illustrative Questions, says the Owner. The Moral Dog must Answer from the Heart, says the Owner. The Moral Dog always Answers from the Heart, I say. […]
The Owner puts on the High Tensile Stretchy Bottom-Shaping Trousers. Does my Bottom look Big in These? Asks the Owner. The Moral Dog has learned Caution from the Man around Bottom Questions. All Bottoms are Relative, I say. Compared to the Bottom of a Horse, for Example, the Owner’s Bottom […]
Let us go to the Park, I say. Not now, says the Owner. Why not? I say. I am wearing my New Pink Shoes, says the Owner. Why have you got New Shoes? I ask. The House is Full of Shoes, I say. You only have so many Feet, I […]
It is Very Hot, I tell the Owner. The Moral Dog is Not Having a Lolly, says the Owner. You are precipitate, I say. I have not asked for a Lolly, I say. I was merely commenting on the Blazing Sun beneath which I am Fading Fast, I say. You […]
What is that Floating in your soup? I ask the Owner. I do not know What You Mean, says the Owner, looking shiftier than a Squirrel at a Picnic . I think you do, I say. I think it is Cheese, I say. How can you Possible know that? Asks […]
What is Happiness? I ask. There is no Easy Answer, says the Owner, because the meaning of the question itself is unclear. It seems Perfectly Clear to Me, I say. On a Scale of One to Ten where One is No Cheese and Ten is Possession of One’s Own Personal […]
The Owner and I go to buy a Coffee for the Owner and to allow the Moral Dog the opportunity to Gaze without Hope at Cakes he will Never be Given before being Tied to a Chair Leg. The Coffee Shop man greets the Owner like a long-lost friend. Hello, […]
Why are there Flowers on the Seat? I ask. It is an Anniversary, says the Owner. I did not know that Seats had Anniversaries, I say. This One Does, says the Owner. It is a Moral Seat. I did not think Seats were Moral, I say. The Seat is not […]
Hergest, a Hound's Philosophy 