The Owner is putting Powder on my Other Ear.
I expected more Sympathy, I say.
I have no Sympathy at all, says the Owner. it was Entirely your Own Fault.
I did Not Do Anything, I say.
You Bounced that Dog, says the Owner.
Bouncing is saying Hello in Dog, I say.
Biting the Ear is saying Get Off Me in Dog, says the Owner.
I did not know that the Owner spoke Dog.
Superdog and his Faithful Companion Fluffy will have to be far more careful what they say in the future.
Hergest the Hound
I am a dog of many thoughts.