The Owner is putting Powder on my Other Ear.

I expected more Sympathy, I say.

I have no Sympathy at all, says the Owner. it was Entirely your Own Fault.

I did Not Do Anything, I say.

You Bounced that Dog, says the Owner.

Bouncing is saying Hello in Dog, I say.

Biting the Ear is saying Get Off Me in Dog, says the Owner.

I did not know that the Owner spoke Dog.

Superdog and his Faithful Companion Fluffy will have to be far more careful what they say in the future.

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Hergest the Hound

I am a dog of many thoughts.