Second day in new home. Attempted to fulfil dog obligations by emptying bladder on carpet as usual, but it seems there is some new world order operating. Access to carpet is being repeatedly denied. What am I supposed to do? Wee on gravel?
The worst thing is, she has no mandate for this. I didn’t vote. I wasn’t even born when the vote took place. Now I’m expected to abide by it without so much as a right to object.
This isn’t democracy.
Hergest the Hound
I am a dog of many thoughts.