The Owner asks me what is so interesting about fox poo. Where do I even begin?
Sadly, it turns out that the question was rhetorical. It is clear that the Owner has no real interest in understanding the magical lure of fox poo. As I begin to explain the lead is already on and I am hauled away.
Later I ask her what is so interesting about online shoes.
She seems to think that’s rhetorical too. She’s too busy buying them to respond.
She should be on a lead not me.
Hergest the Hound
I am a dog of many thoughts.