Soil is a wonderful thing. I like to move it. I like to really get down there and pull it all out. Do a proper job. Follow the urge. Woman seems to have the urge too. I feel we are united, two kindred souls in a world of mystery. She […]
Schrodinger should never have considered having a cat. Problem solved. Physics and philosophy. Equally at home.
Love it when man comes home. Chewy shoes. Ate speaker cable. Woman says I am like a shark full of wee. No idea what shark is. Or wee.
Walk in park went well. Dogs met – 8. Friendly 7. Growled at me – 1. Stole my ball – 1. I stole his. I think the two may be related. Lots of shouting of good boy but no idea who it was aimed at. I was fairly happy. At […]
Woman got me to climb stairs today. Exhausting. 4 lots. Got cheese after each. Pavlov has a lot to answer for. Not sure it’s worth it. Am I being taken for a fool? Am I, in the words of Immanuel Kant, being treated as a thing without reason? I am […]
Met big dog. Lay down. Wagged. Big dog did not shrink. Why are some dogs big?
Don’t really get the fuss about the vet. I thought it was great. First, there were many balls. The Woman got one down for me and, after a short chewing episode, she said I got to keep it. Only the one, despite attempting to slobber on all of them to […]
Went to coffee shop. Lady petted me. I petted back with teeth. Human squeaking is very odd. Suppose it means hello in dog. I got put on Owner’s knee. Owner’s knees are getting smaller. Coffee shop full of dogs that couldn’t reach me. I pulled faces at them and barked […]
When they first came to see me Man held me in the air and chewed me. I was small then. The boot is now on the other foot. I am told that when I chew them it is no longer so cute. To be cute is not a matter of […]
Woman brought me here. In a car. in a cage. I tolerated it with dignity. It is she whose dignity is compromised, not I.
Hergest, a Hound's Philosophy 