She says I am growing, but how am I to know that she is not, in fact, shrinking?

She says if I am not growing but she is shrinking then everything else must be shrinking, even Caspar.

I say has she even read Alice in Wonderland? Sometimes the Owner is so ill-informed.

I think you quite like Caspar, says the Owner. I think you would not be happy if he shrank.

I might, I say. I am not, of course, free to explain that this would be most inconvenient for Superdog. Faithful sidekicks need to maintain certain standards. Significant shrinkage is not one of them.

And it is true that I am quite fond of his fluff.

Categories: dignity dog dog philosophy

Tagged as: Alice in Wonderland

Hergest the Hound

I am a dog of many thoughts.