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Hergest the Hound
I am a dog of many thoughts.
Second day in new home. Attempted to fulfil dog obligations by emptying bladder on carpet as usual, but it seems there is some new world order operating. Access to carpet is being repeatedly denied. What am I supposed to do? Wee on gravel? The worst thing is, she has no […]
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When they first came to see me Man held me in the air and chewed me. I was small then. The boot is now on the other foot. I am told that when I chew them it is no longer so cute. To be cute is not a matter of […]
Estimated reading time: 29 seconds