That walk was a Great Success, I say. The Absolute Truth of that Assertion depends, says the Owner, on how you Measure Success. You can Measure what you Like, I say, but I Acquired a Delightful Ball from that Other Dog, I say. A Desirable Ball, I say. The Kind […]
Estimated reading time: 5 minutes
It is the Owner’s Birthday today and we are walking in the Park. It does not seem to be a Celebratory Walk. Where are the Balloons? I ask. There are no Balloons, says the Owner mournfully. Then Happy Birthday! I say with the kind of Exuberance and Generosity that the […]
Estimated reading time: 8 minutes
What is wrong with Disinfectant as a Cure for Covid? I ask. Everything, says the Owner. It is Ridiculous, says the Owner. You have to be more Specific, I say. If you laugh at Donald Trump you merely convince those who Trust him that the problem is not His Ridiculousness […]
Estimated reading time: 5 minutes
The Owner and I bring in the Bins because the Refuse Collectors have just been. I watch the Bin Lorry drive away up the Hill and disappear our of sight. I am looking forward to my Walk, I say. Can we go now? We can indeed says the Owner, putting […]
Estimated reading time: 6 minutes