I am Wearing a Lampshade. It is for your Own Good, says the Owner. I think I am the Best Judge of That, I say. I can See it is a Little Embarrassing, says the Owner. A little? I say. The Other Dogs will Laugh so Hard they will Roll […]
Estimated reading time: 9 minutes
Wake up, says the Voice of the Owner, it is Morning and Time for our Walk. I am already awake, I say. The Sun has been Shining for Hours in the Cheese Fields where I am playing with this Purple Giraffe, I say. You are not awake, says the Voice […]
Estimated reading time: 5 minutes