bottom – Hergest, a Hound's Philosophy

July 10th: The Absolute Truth

That walk was a Great Success, I say. The Absolute Truth of that Assertion depends, says the Owner, on how you Measure Success. You can Measure what you Like, I say, but I Acquired a Delightful Ball from that Other Dog, I say. A Desirable Ball, I say. The Kind […]

Estimated reading time: 5 minutes

July 24th. The Bottom.

The Owner puts on the High Tensile Stretchy Bottom-Shaping Trousers. Does my Bottom look Big in These? Asks the Owner. The Moral Dog has learned Caution from the Man around Bottom Questions. All Bottoms are Relative, I say. Compared to the Bottom of a Horse, for Example, the Owner’s Bottom […]

Estimated reading time: 7 minutes