That walk was a Great Success, I say. The Absolute Truth of that Assertion depends, says the Owner, on how you Measure Success. You can Measure what you Like, I say, but I Acquired a Delightful Ball from that Other Dog, I say. A Desirable Ball, I say. The Kind […]
Estimated reading time: 5 minutes
The Moral Dog smells Disgusting, says the Owner. Thank you, I say. It was not a Compliment, says the Owner. It is in Dog, I say. The Moral Dog Thrills to his Very Tail at being called Disgusting, I say. It represents the Pinnacle of his Morning’s Achievement, I say. […]
Estimated reading time: 7 minutes