The world was not always as it is today, so manicured and tidy, with bags for poo and packets for cheese and Owners who needs to be taken around on leads to stop them from running in the road. Once the world was new and savage, a place of trees […]
Many things squeak. In a complex universe a dog could be forgiven for thinking a squeak is one of those things you can rely on. I have learned, for example, that a piece of dead ox will always be chewy, that a carefully placed poo will always thrill the woman […]
There is, I am ashamed to say, a weakness at the heart of dog. I realised it slowly, and too late. The Woman, you see, takes particular delight in my placing my bottom on the ground. To begin with I was reluctant. I mean, frankly, I couldn’t see the sense […]
Soil is a wonderful thing. I like to move it. I like to really get down there and pull it all out. Do a proper job. Follow the urge. Woman seems to have the urge too. I feel we are united, two kindred souls in a world of mystery. She […]
Schrodinger should never have considered having a cat. Problem solved. Physics and philosophy. Equally at home.
Love it when man comes home. Chewy shoes. Ate speaker cable. Woman says I am like a shark full of wee. No idea what shark is. Or wee.
Walk in park went well. Dogs met – 8. Friendly 7. Growled at me – 1. Stole my ball – 1. I stole his. I think the two may be related. Lots of shouting of good boy but no idea who it was aimed at. I was fairly happy. At […]